How To "Woo" Me

Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary people, we have contemplated many times about whether or not chivalry may or may not be dead. It's a well disputed fact that many are wondering if the age of wooing is far behind us. However, I think that it shouldn't be. Therefore, I on occasion wish that it in fact wish that I lived my life in a romantic comedy. Even though it's not actually reality, a girl can dream right? So gentleman who want to find their way into my heart (you know, there is a long line for that) here's how to get there.
Bring me pita chips and guac. Guacamole has quickly warmed its way into my heart, thanks to my friend's mother who has introduced me to it. Now, I can't live with out it, and often put it on things such as pita chips, and even in quesadilas, which is one of my favorite foods.Therefore, I can't resist this being one of my things where if you took the time to go to get me some, I'd give you some serious street cred.
Lockets, Keys, and Anything shiny with a heart. Diamonds are a gal's best friend right? Marilyn said it best. I think any sort of jewelry is a good way to prove your love for someone. Materialistic, kinda sorta maybe. But hear me out before ya judge. I think that jewelry is a thoughtful gift, because I believe that jewelry is something that does come from straight from the heart. Therefore, by giving it to someone, you're giving them a piece that you can wear pretty much every day. (At least in my case). Plus, you have to think about what you're getting before you go into the store. Therefore, you have to put some thought of it. Also, I would like to add that I think that keys are a bit more romantic than hearts for two reasons. One, they are not as cliche as hearts. (I mean hearts are okay, but everyone talks about getting something heart-shaped) Two, you hold the key to my heart? Now isn't that romantic?
Bake me cookies. Cookies are also accepted. Mainly cause cookies are the sweetest thing ever. Show up at my door with a batch of chocolate chip cookies, and I'm yours.
Let's Go to the Beach, Beach... The beach is perhaps one of my favorite places to go. If you take me there it's a win-win situation. You get to see me in a swimsuit (which I'm sure will make you happy), and I believe that the beach is one of the best places ever. 
....or Let's Go On A Walk.. Going on a romantic walk...? Well before you say cliche hear me out. Some of the best conversations I've had have actually been on walks. I'm big on the talking, so if you like me and want to do something with me, two thumbs up for that.
Mixed CDs Aren't Just For The 90s. If you make a mixed CD it's perhaps deemed as being one of the most thoughtful gifts ever. Why? Well, let's look at the facts. Making a CD takes time and effort to do, yes? Therefore, they must have you on the brain while doing it. Also, you have to really know the person in order to make them the CD. All and all? A great idea for a guy looking to make a sweet move.
Romance may be dead, but I do know one thing. Everything's looking for a comeback, and so can romance. Come on fellas, let's make romance a thing again.
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Not For Me

A lot of my friends are in relationships. Some of them tend to have more drama then others. If you want my opinion, and screw that I'm going to give you my opinion anyway because I believe it to be important. I hate drama. I hate crying and making myself upset because it seems completely stupid and pointless. Who likes crying and feeling sad? Honestly. Isn't the point of a relationship to be HAPPY? Hello, happy isn't crying with a tub of ice cream because you're fighting with someone. Happy isn't shutting yourself off from society until he calls or texts.
I feel like some of the girls out there have unrealistic expectations on what's expected of a man that their with.  They watch the Notebook, and they think that relationships are like that. Well, they aren't. First of all, Noah and Allie's relationship is one scripted by a writer. Your relationship is written by God. Two different writers. Hollywood paints such an illusion of relationships that I often find myself wondering when will my prince arrive? (okay once, but still) Due to this, we expect the man to do this in real life.
Crazy girlfriends have become the rage on Twitter,  YouTube and Facebook. I DO follow her because she's so entertaining. But I couldn't notice the unrealistic expectations that she has for her boyfriend. For example, texting multiple times (okay fine, I've done this before), calling a girl a whore for liking her boyfriend's status, and countless other crazy things. These things are more and more becoming into real life.
First of all, if this applies to you, maybe you should CHILL for a second.
Second of all, it leaves me wondering if I'm able to be in relationship. If a guy expects a girlfriend to do those things, then clearly it's acceptable. However, it's not me. I'm not in a relationship, but I wouldn't mind one. I don't plan on solely focusing on that, and making my relationship be my sole thing I have going for me. (I mean come on. Girl who falls in love and gets married and spits out children? Boring life story. Now girl who has a career, a family, a great romance, and not to mention an awesome car....that's what I'm talking about.) I have school. Grad school. A job to find. I have many books to read, a difference to make and people to help. I can't spend my time being unhappy because someone didn't call me. I think life's too short to be unhappy, and therefore why should I spend my life being sad.
 If and when some guy is dumb enough to go out with me, I can guarantee that I won't do that unless he does something completely stupid or I have emotional reason to. I'm not trying to offend anyone who does fall into this category, I just don't fall into it. Is it bad? Maybe. But I want to be in a relationship that's happy and relaxed. Not one that makes me sad. Sad macs should just stay computers.